MrTourette started with a simple idea: everyday life is full of tiny, polite requests — and some brains answer them in ways nobody planned. The Translator lets you hear it for yourself, then print it. We turn those moments into merch that's loud, rude and, hopefully, very funny.

The humour is affectionate and in on the joke. Tourette's is real, and so is the frustration of people staring. If our stuff makes someone laugh instead of stare, we've done our job.

• Strictly 18+Strong language throughout. Not for kids, work meetings or your nan (unless she's brilliant).
• Printed to orderEach piece is made when you order it, so less waste and fewer unwanted mugs.
• Redacted or unredactedFlip the switch up top to see every slogan blacked out or in its full glory.
• Four kinds of funny, three levels of ruinClassic, Absurd, Black humour or Passive-aggressive. Then Ruined, Totally ruined or F****d.